Friday, September 2, 2011

Everyday...everyday...sigh :)

Watch "starbux.mp4" on YouTube
I'm sure there will be more of these videos to share with everyone. God bless 'em!!!

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Today is the Day!!!

The album is finally out on the interweb!! Go get you some!!
I love inspiring some of the jokes, hearing them become what they are today and seeing them constantly evolve into what they will become.  Who knew by leaving a bottle of Sailor Jerry in the closet when I went out of town would turn into that joke?!  

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Back Off Ladies...

This one is mine! Thank you Whiskey Tango for getting AJ pregnant!

9 months later our son Perro, takes after his Dad!! Handsome!

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

OCD

Like most people AJ likes to get obsessed with certain things, other than keeping all the dishes done and the bed made, taking a shower before a show, wearing 2 pair of socks, running 5 miles a day and making sure everything is in it's place before doing anything. Here is a short list of other things that are small obsessions, Calvin Klein eat your heart out...
Gunther
Peter Cetera/Kenny Loggins/Michael McDonald
Minotaur
Pearl Snap Shirts
Ganesha
Mutton Chops/Facial Hair in general
India Pale Ale mmmm....
Sailor Jerry and Jones Soda
Gummy Bears
Wine
Hot Rod
Sasquach

Cheeseburger

Be a doll and click the links, watch what I have been put through on a daily basis, as patient as I can be sometimes I want to throw the computer out the window. I will one day, when we can afford another computer!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Open Mic Night!

Torture, pain, uncomfortable, awkward, ashamed, embarrassed, sympathetic, maybe some other long pretentious words that I don't care to think of or use because I'm too tired. In short open mic night can be as painful as it is fun. The best part is laughing and seeing your friends of course, seeing some poor kid shaking and eating complete shit is not as entertaining as you would think. Over the years I've been to too many open mic nights in several different venues and even states. What I have learned is, I will never be a stand up comedian. It's too much pressure those first years to get it right. The charming expression “chewing dicks” comes up in the conversation too much when reminiscing about the first few years, something that both men and women can agree upon that is unfavorable.

We will be at Stanford's Comedy Club Open Mic this Tuesday July 12, 2011 if you want to see some dick chewin', yummy.
 

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

First Friday 2000something I think in April

This photo was taken right after we signed a petition for helping planned parenthood do their thing, whatever that is, we like to take stands on political issues. As you can also tell this is before we started using our Crest White Strips as our teeth are stained with coffee and smoke, otherwise known as hipster fuel. Wine binges also helped get our teeth to their unnatural yellow color. AJ had not figured out how to grow facial hair yet this is his baby face before the chops. Notice how his had is bigger than my head, yup he's got the big one :)

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Fun with Farts

Warning: This blog does discuss the fact that girls do fart, if that is uncomfortable to you please skip to previous or next blog.

I feel like I should get the dick and fart jokes away and done with at the beginning. Since my first blog was about the male genitalia this second one is about a very special and dear story about how we both started farting in front of each other. Long ago, in the first months of courtship, we were still trying to impress each other, mainly by trying not to be as disgusting as we really are. After two months of not releasing any toots in front of my new comedian boyfriend and spending almost 24/7 with each other, I thought I might explode. My stomach pain was so bad that AJ thought I might be with child or worse (I know what could be worse right?) Thank god one of my best friends was getting married in New Orleans and AJ could not go. As soon as I got to the hotel I unleashed the most horrid demon in the bathroom which promptly inspired my friend to call AJ and tell him that we should take the next step in our relationship and start being honest with each other. That's all the permission he needed. I get home, its night time, the winter winds whipping outside our window as we snuggle under the thick blankets, AJ holds me close slowly pulling the covers over my head and whispers in my ear “drink me in”. I'm not sure what he is doing, mistaking him for being sweet and snugly I let him hold me closer. The violation of my body and nose especially I would not wish upon my worst enemy. The fart made the leaded paint of our bedroom run in cancer causing terror. Its unfortunate I can never get him back because...of course my farts don't stink.

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