Open Mic Night!

Torture, pain, uncomfortable, awkward, ashamed, embarrassed, sympathetic, maybe some other long pretentious words that I don't care to think of or use because I'm too tired. In short open mic night can be as painful as it is fun. The best part is laughing and seeing your friends of course, seeing some poor kid shaking and eating complete shit is not as entertaining as you would think. Over the years I've been to too many open mic nights in several different venues and even states. What I have learned is, I will never be a stand up comedian. It's too much pressure those first years to get it right. The charming expression “chewing dicks” comes up in the conversation too much when reminiscing about the first few years, something that both men and women can agree upon that is unfavorable.

We will be at Stanford's Comedy Club Open Mic this Tuesday July 12, 2011 if you want to see some dick chewin', yummy.